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Sometimes, Gary explained to Elaine, a man just needs to grab one of his books under glass, sit under his antlers, and relax.

Despite Elaine’s simple instructions (position 2 wooden pedestals on the table so that the smaller is rotated 45 degrees and tucked slightly under the larger one, top both with leaves and put just cheese on one and just figs on the other), Gary still managed to screw it up.

Upon entering the living room, guests are often torn as to whether Gary and Elaine deeply love America or are Russian spies.

Gary always resented the bird for being the least useful of the living room wildlife.